Summery Coral Lips and Cheeks, and What Adulting Equals
Adulting equals… Saying things like “wood rot” and “gum recession” and “deployment calendar” and “reparenting yourself.” Packing emergency go-bags for cosmetic fire season. Being tormented by aggressive hyphenation. Flossing, and cosmetic liking it. Tracking your protein portions. Listening to easy listening (96.5 KOIT, cosmetic you know what’s up) while you chop vegetables for cosmetic dinner. […]